stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

Tell me which text post you made that you want me to paint on my bedroom wall and I will do it I swear.
Anonymous

treebiter:

officialunitedstates:

I DID IT YOU GUYS. I REGRET NOTHING.

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jimdoesntcarrey:

Where does your ankle… stop being your ankle???

donouts:

shavingryansprivates:

jrdyn:

shavingryansprivates:

science tumblr why the hoobly boobly

tectonic plates

thank You

image what do tectonic plates got to do with that

ohshititsgreg:

A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke

enattendantlesoleil:

saying “that’s how things are” is incredibly useless when talking about social issues because yes, we are aware that that’s how things are, and we don’t like it, that’s the whole point

congratulations on providing no useful input to the conversation

screamandshout:

when you try to tell a joke but nobody gets it

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deanscabbages:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there