I hate when people mention someone in their life by their name without providing me with any context about who this person is.
“So Dylan and I went to yoga class yesterday — ”
Hold it right there. Who the fuck is Dylan. Your boyfriend? Your arch nemesis? Your brother? Your pet sea monkey? Your therapist? Your favourite fictional character? Are you on a first-name basis with your dad? Last-name basis with Bob? WHO THE FUCK IS DYLAN.
a rumor from an informant that has given false information countless times.
a human year = 7 dog years
a dog is a man’s best friend
7 is God’s favorite number
dog is God backwards
This is a useless coincidence.
so was your birth
"no my love, you cannot go off to war"
"but I must darling, i must fight. to defend our land"
"against the fuckboys
- (via 11anothergirl11)